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Burglars Can't Be Choosers
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The Burglar in the Rye
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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Winner of multiple Edgar and Shamus Awards, Lawrence Block keeps fans guessing to the end with his rollicking Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries....
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The Burglar in the Rye
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 9
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 24-10-2008
- Language: English
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Hit List
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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Keller is a regular guy. He goes to the movies, works on his stamp collection. Then every so often he gets a call from White Plains that sends him flying off somewhere to kill a perfect stranger....
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Brilliant dialogue
- By Anonymous User on 13-04-2024
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Hit List
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Series: John Keller, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 31-05-2016
- Language: English
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The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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Bookselling burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr doesn’t generally get philosophical about his criminal career. He’s good at it, it’s addictively exciting—and it pays a whole lot better than pushing old tomes. He steals therefore he is, period.
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The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 4
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 27-10-2008
- Language: English
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Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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In this first in a series of wickedly funny mysteries, best-selling author Lawrence Block introduces Bernie Rhodenbarr, sometimes burglar, sometimes sleuth....
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Compact, witty and charming.
- By D. Coghill on 20-07-2023
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Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 24-03-2009
- Language: English
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Eight Million Ways to Die
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Battling the bottle one day at a time, ex-cop, sometime PI Matthew Scudder finds that next to staying sober, staying alive seems easy. But in the mean streets of New York City it never is....
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Eight Million Ways to Die
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 15-05-2012
- Language: English
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The Devil Knows You're Dead
- A Matthew Scudder Crime Novel, Book 11
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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A deranged, derelict, crazed Vietnam vet has been arrested for gunning down successful young lawyer Glenn Holtzmann at a corner phone booth on 11th Avenue—and the suspect's brother wants unlicensed private investigator Matthew Scudder to prove the madman innocent....
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The Devil Knows You're Dead
- A Matthew Scudder Crime Novel, Book 11
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 11
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 07-05-2014
- Language: English
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A Long Line of Dead Men
- A Matthew Scudder Crime Novel, Book 12
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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An ancient brotherhood meets annually in the back room of a swank Manhattan restaurant, a fraternity created in secret to celebrate life by celebrating its dead....
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A Long Line of Dead Men
- A Matthew Scudder Crime Novel, Book 12
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 12
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 17-06-2014
- Language: English
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Out the Window
- A Matthew Scudder Story, Book 1
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Matthew Scudder, a down-but-not-out-detective, is shocked by the apparent suicide of Paula, a waitress at Armstrong’s, one of Scudder’s hangouts....
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not too bad
- By Kindle Customer on 08-08-2023
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Out the Window
- A Matthew Scudder Story, Book 1
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Series: Matthew Scudder Stories, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Release date: 14-12-2012
- Language: English
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A Stab in the Dark
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
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Nine long years have passed since the killer last struck - nine years since eight helpless young women were brutally slaughtered by an icepick-wielding maniac....
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A Stab in the Dark
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 4
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 27-12-2011
- Language: English
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 11
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl climbed the best seller lists in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted and light-fingered Bernie Rhodenbarr....
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Satisfying, lighthearted whodunnit!
- By Wide Eyes, Big Ears! on 24-06-2023
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 11
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 11
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 09-01-2014
- Language: English
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A Dance at the Slaughterhouse
- Matthew Scudder, Book 9
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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In Matt Scudder's mind, money, power, and position elevate nobody above morality or the law....
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A Dance at the Slaughterhouse
- Matthew Scudder, Book 9
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 9
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 28-02-2014
- Language: English
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The Burglar in the Library
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Bernie's sweetheart has dumped him. But although his heart is broken, he hasn't lost his love for fine books - or for an occasional discrete burglary....
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Laurence Block great
- By elizabeth b. on 14-01-2021
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The Burglar in the Library
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 8
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 24-10-2008
- Language: English
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Inherit the Dead
- A Novel
- By: Lee Child, Lisa Unger, C. J. Box, and others
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Pericles "Perry" Christo is a P.I. with a past. A one-time NYPD homicide cop, Perry has been struggling since he lost his badge, and his marriage, in a notorious corruption scandal....
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Inherit the Dead
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 08-10-2013
- Language: English
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The Burglar in the Closet
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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It’s hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr’s all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment.
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Amusing murder-mystery!!
- By Wide Eyes, Big Ears! on 10-04-2023
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The Burglar in the Closet
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 27-10-2008
- Language: English
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Time to Murder and Create
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Alan Sklar
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
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Small-time stoolie Jake "The Spinner" Jablon made a lot of new enemies when he switched careers from informer to blackmailer....
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Time to Murder and Create
- Narrated by: Alan Sklar
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 09-11-2011
- Language: English
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Bernie's passion for Humphrey Bogart movies leads him to a beautiful damsel in distress, a dangerous international conspiracy, and more than a few incriminating bodies....
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Here’s looking at you, kid!
- By Wide Eyes, Big Ears! on 21-05-2023
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 7
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 27-10-2008
- Language: English
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The Night and the Music
- The Matthew Scudder Short Story Collection
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Lawrence Block's 17 Matthew Scudder novels have won the hearts of readers throughout the world - along with a bevy of awards including the Edgar, the Shamus, the Philip Marlowe (Germany), and the Maltese Falcon (Japan)....
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The Night and the Music
- The Matthew Scudder Short Story Collection
- Narrated by: Lawrence Block
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 18
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 01-01-2013
- Language: English
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Write for Your Life
- The Home Seminar for Writers
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Neer
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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In the 1980s, Lawrence Block developed an interactional seminar that adapted elements of the human potential movement specifically for writers....
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Write for Your Life
- The Home Seminar for Writers
- Narrated by: Richard Neer
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 16-07-2021
- Language: English
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The Burglar Who Met Frederic Brown
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 13
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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All of a sudden the streets of your city are so overpopulated with security cameras and closed-circuit TV that you have to lock yourself in the bathroom to have an undocumented moment....
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The Burglar Who Met Frederic Brown
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 13
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 13
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 18-10-2022
- Language: English
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A Drop of the Hard Stuff
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Edgar Award-winning author Lawrence Block has been named a Mystery Writers of America Grand Master....
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A Drop of the Hard Stuff
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Series: Matt Scudder, Book 17
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 08-06-2011
- Language: English
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